anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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(via drraven)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via ridinghi)

(Source: carnet-intime, via cockyhunk)

master-of-porn:

I wanna eat her… I mean that pizza…. no I meant her

master-of-porn:

I wanna eat her… I mean that pizza…. no I meant her

(Source: jem-sie)

burlesquemermaids:

 María del Rosario Mendoza(Rossy Mendoza) vedette, actriz, bailarina y cantante mexicana del cine de los 70s 

Goals

(Source: cazadordementes, via anal-sex-revenge)

If you show me you don’t give a fuck, I’ll show you that I’m better at it.

(via sexcake)

(Source: crazed-individual, via festgo)